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About the Author

You may choose to believe the spurious and obscene facts peddled about the author at the affiliated Agoraphobic Reviewer. They may or may not be true. Here is an alternative theory.

Pariah Rustbucket is a composite being with no less than six personalities occupying a strict hierarchy. These personalities are Bob, Duck-Eye,  Indigo Jeff, Old Tam, Wobbly Knee and Conkers. Rustbucket is the bastard offspring of Internet Explorer 7 and an iPod on shuffle. Rustbucket’s blogging career began with the weblog ‘That’s Shit’, which has since, unsurprisingly,  collapsed. A period of decline followed, during which Rustbucket stood in for a parking meter in Shoreditch. This post is still held by Indigo Jeff. Rustbucket’s five remaining personalities established the present blog. The vacuum created by the absence of Indigo Jeff has so far inadvertently absorbed three bicycles, a hosepipe, a Dalmatian called Prince and a postdoc, all of which from time to time assume writing duties.